A Thought Experiment : Hillary vs Donald (2018)

 

A Thought Experiment

Let's imagine a parallel universe; where Hillary Clinton won the election, and Donald Trump lost.

Donald Trump complains that he only lost the election because of Russian influence, he offers shaky evidence that Russians hacked his campaign.

Further events unfold: he has illegally stored federal emails on his private servers. When subpoenaed by a federal judge to handover the evidence, he deletes 33000 emails.

When asked about the emails, and destroying state’s evidence, he says “Yeah but you only know about it because of the Russians!”

Questions:

1. Will there be an investigation into Russian meddling?
2. Will he be prosecuted for destroying state’s evidence?
3. What does the media landscape look like after this event?

Hillary Clinton - ALLB - Angry, Lesbian, Lawyer, Bitch, "At this point, what difference does it make?"

"We didn't lose a single person in Libya"

The Top 14 Hillary Clinton Jokes

Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man?
Because she won't pull out until she's done. 

What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House?
The President after Bush 

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady. 

Why does Hilary prefer dogs to Bill Clinton?
A dog chases his own tail  

What was Hilary Clinton's last gift to Monica?
Spot remover. 

How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing you a job application. 

What do Monica and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
They both blew it. 

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? 
To keep his ankles warm. 

Why did Bill Clinton quit the saxophone?
So he could play that Hoarmonica 

Did you hear about the 11th Commandment Hilary Clinton introduced?
Thou shall not expose thy rod to thy staff 

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
CHELSEA 

What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town. 

What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
"Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."  

How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
He married her. 

Hillary 2016, the 4 BEST Reasons: AGAINST

Direct quotes from Dilbert's post!

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/131021852431

Well this one isn't from Dilbert, but I thought it rocks too:

Hillary Clinton 2016 - You're DEAD Wrong.