Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Thursday, November 1, 2012
There Are No Accidents In Politics
http://www.thenationalpatriot.com/2012/11/01/not-left-to-die-they-were-set-up-to-die/
Now this is getting very interesting, and I sincerely hope the proof gets out and that SOB we call a "president" is brought to justice.
The article above at the national patriot gives the only plausible reason for the Benghazi cover up.
Why do you let a certain person die?
Because the situation would be fatally embarrassing if uncovered.
For some reason, the United States wants a regime change in Syria (explain that one! So does the Al Qaida!) so it turns out the United States has been smuggling weapons to the Syrian "rebel" forces through.... guess who.......yup... the US embassy in Benghazi!
In order to avoid an Iran-Contra fiasco and another Oliver North going to congress and testifying and or totally exposing Obama for the deceitful and not at all too caring or Nobel Peace Prize type of person he is - he let's the mob in Libya do his dirty work.
Seriously folks - do you really believe the United States with all of its covert and overt armed forces and counter insurgents in Libya were not capable of extracting its Ambassador or agents!??!
AFTER THE BRITISH ALREADY DID FOR THEIRS?
ABSURD!
But what makes it really interesting, and I do not know why the republicans or the opposition have not made use of this yet is the fact that his hiding for four days and then blaming a "spontaneous mob" incited by a youtube video IS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT!
Yes, his behaviour is nothing SERIOUSLY FOLKS(!) less then a 12 year old saying "my dog ate my homework".
THERE ARE ONLY TWO POSSIBILITIES:
- Obama used Christopher Stephens and team as the fall guys for his iran-contra style gun running to Syria.
- Obama is so amazingly incapable and ignorant that this is an air-tight case for involuntary or indeed voluntary manslaughter.
http://mychal-massie.com/premium/the-right-question-is-why/
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
German Communist Nazis - Petra Pau
Or is that Nazi-communists?
The interesting thing about German politicians is the absolute paradox under which they live.
They are the living breathing example of George Orwell’s “Double Think”:
And yet...they propose to be against the Nazis.
It is amazing howthe "anti-faschist left” , “communist” and “green” politicians persue people with any kind of “Right thinking” - Rechtsgedankengut - with Nazi efficiency.
Just to have “Rechts gedankengut” is a crime in Germany.
This in simple terms is the same as THOUGHT POLICE
So what is “Rechts”? – just about anything and everything.
You are "guilty" of being “rechts” if:
NAZIS!
By any book or definition – I would say they are the biggest Nazis.
Yet they propose to be “fair”.
“Fair” seems to be the biggest misnomer of the century.
If you want to understand the communists you only need to look at their mission statement - it reads like "the Whiney Bitch Manifesto":
She is leading the witch-hunt against Nadja Drygalla – of the German Olympic Rowing team – because – now get this....her boyfriend was (yes past tense) in the “Right wing” scene!
She has never been “guilty” of being right/rechts, but her boyfriend was – indeed he was a party member - but not anymore.
That is of course enough for Petra Pau – the champion of freedom and morals in the perverted weltanschauung existing between her ears- to come down on Mrs.Drygalla with hell’s fury.
“It is not acceptable” – she says – “that the German olympic committee knew of her right wing involvement before they sent her to the olympics.”
She wants heads to role and Ms. Drygalla to be expelled from the team.
It is bad enough that communism is accepted in Germany – funny too- because Stalin’s 20+ million dead don’t count – only Hitler’s dead count.
In Germany, the left is automatically right – no matter what they do.
You may not challenge the left, if you do you will be deposed and criminalized with Nazi efficiency.
In today's Germany this is called “tolerance” and “meinungsfreiheit” – freedom of speech.
It seems that the Gulags and targeted killings of Jews by Russian Pogroms are OK in Petra Pau’s and other German neo-communist-nazi’s eyes.
Indeed – Mrs.Pau was already a politician during the DDR – Communist era Germany.
When Communism collapsed in the 90’s – all of the communist politicians in East Germany simply joined another West German party – usually the left leaning SPD or, as in Pau’s case the PDS.
All fronts for communists.
Well not really fronts, since there is no reason to hide your communism in Germany.
Like previously said, it is OK to worship communist dictators and murderers , just not “right” or rechts – dictators and murderers.
But this is the Dichotomy that the Germans have been living under for the last 60+ years.
Everything is OK as long as you are “left”
Here is Joschka Fischer (with helmet on) – the ex-leader of the greens beating a policeman with a club, just after throwing molotov cocktails.
Yes- no joke.
He is considered one of the best politicians in Germany.
Can you imagine what would have happened to him if he was “rechts”!?
Or had a girlfriend who was(past tense) in the right wing scene!?
No, no, no, instead he is lionized and he is still seen as a great politician in Germany.
Can you imagine this?
Sounds kind of like America doesn’t it?
As long as you’re in the right (or more correctly “left”) party you can do whatever you want.
You are untouchable.
In Psychology 101 we learn that the first and foremost prerequisite to positive mental health is positive self-esteem.
It is no secret and you do not have to be a brain surgeon to understand this.
However, Germany has been persecuting and penalizing anyone and anything that even comes near a positive self image.
Patriotism and being proud of oneself – two interlocking things – is not legal in Germany.
A positive self-image is undeniably connected to the country and society you belong to.
The German government and institutions think that you can separate the two and at the same time come up with a positive country and national image and a happy people.
They are in total self-denial.
Denial of self.
Dear Germany,
It’s OK to be German,
“Gedankengut” cannot be policed .
You are just doing more harm than good by persecuting “fake” nazis.
Stop the witch-hunt in your schools and institutions.
Accept your past as the past and get on with it.
The rest of the world loves the Nazis – begreif that fact – it is indicative of the paradox – schlechthin.
Until the day the politicians leave the people alone,
and they can say – “yeah I’m German and proud of it” – to no ill effect...
A positive self identity will only be the prize of the radical right.
And you stupid assed politicians still don’t fucking understand that!
Go back to school!
Psychology 101
Petra Pau - the most disgusting neo-nazi-kommunist hure in politics – the German Diane Feinstein!
Addendum:
Pertinent to all communism is a phenomena known as “Selbsthass” or “Self-hatred” in English.
See for example the pic above of Petra Pau "Kommunismus ist Sexy";
at the bottom of the pic you can see "Scheiß auf Deutschland" - literally "shit on Germany".
The “father” of communism is yet another perfect example of this – Karl Marx.
Karl Marx was Jewish – however, he hated the Jews.
He hated them so much he dedicated himself to writing an entire book about it;
“On the Jewish Question” – “Zur Judenfrage” – which astoundingly reads like a himmelschreiendes foaming-at-the-mouth diatribe from Adolf Hitler himself.
Only glitch there; Marx was born much earlier than Hitler and wrote his anti-semitic diatribe fourty years before Hitler was even born!
This self-hate creeps into every aspect of life for the communist.
Since a communist hates himself, he cannot bear to see other people excel.
Instead of trying himself to excel, fueled by self-hatred the communist concludes that he has no chance, and instead endevors to “even the field”.
“If you can’t beat them – pull them down to your level”
Communism will forever remain the system of choice of losers – powerhungry jealous losers.
This mental illness known as self-hatred is strangely common in the entire western world - but nowhere is it so extremely manifested as in Germany, especially in the Green party of Germany.
The greens – as far as I’m concerned- are nothing but communists of a different color.
If you want to understand them; their mission statement is just a little variation of the communist mission statement:
· I hate myself
· I hate my country
· I hate mankind
· Humans are the problem
· The world would be a better place without humans
In Germany there is no such thing as a right wing, or conservative party.
In Germany there is only Left and farther Left.
p.s.
I know you may be asking “what does this have to do with the biggest bastards in America”?
Well I just couldn’t resist this one – maybe I will have to make a separate section – “biggest bastards europe” etc.
But the lessons of communism are still pertinent – especially for America , right now, which is transforming into a “transfer state”.
The interesting thing about German politicians is the absolute paradox under which they live.
They are the living breathing example of George Orwell’s “Double Think”:
- They choose the same symbology as the Nazis
- Even the same colors
- They choose the same methods as the Nazis
- Sippenhaft
- the SS chief Heinrich Himmler told a meeting of Gauleiters in Posen that he would "introduce absolute responsibility of kin... a very old custom practiced among our forefathers."
- They conduct witch-hunts and persecute people for their beliefs
- Just like Adolf
- Oh and last but not least, their “hero” is a hardcore - anti-semite
And yet...they propose to be against the Nazis.
It is amazing howthe "anti-faschist left” , “communist” and “green” politicians persue people with any kind of “Right thinking” - Rechtsgedankengut - with Nazi efficiency.
Just to have “Rechts gedankengut” is a crime in Germany.
This in simple terms is the same as THOUGHT POLICE
So what is “Rechts”? – just about anything and everything.
You are "guilty" of being “rechts” if:
- If you believe in self-defense
- If you believe in yourself
- If you believe in your country
- If you are proud of yourself
- If you are proud to be German
- If you are blond...
- seriously- think about it- if a black guy wears an SS uniform for Halloween, it's funny, people laugh and nothing happens. If a white guy wears an SS uniform, especially a blond white guy ... you know what happens...
NAZIS!
By any book or definition – I would say they are the biggest Nazis.
Yet they propose to be “fair”.
“Fair” seems to be the biggest misnomer of the century.
If you want to understand the communists you only need to look at their mission statement - it reads like "the Whiney Bitch Manifesto":
- It’s not “fair” that you have more X than me
- It’s not “fair” that you are prettier than me
- It’s not “fair” that you are successful
- It’s not “fair” that your car is bigger than mine
- It’s not “fair” that you are smarter than me
- It’s not “fair” that you could be better at something than me...
- It’s not “fair” that you could be better than me in any way at all...
Petra Pau - the Absolute denial of self and womanhood
She has never been “guilty” of being right/rechts, but her boyfriend was – indeed he was a party member - but not anymore.
Guilty of being blond
“It is not acceptable” – she says – “that the German olympic committee knew of her right wing involvement before they sent her to the olympics.”
She wants heads to role and Ms. Drygalla to be expelled from the team.
It is bad enough that communism is accepted in Germany – funny too- because Stalin’s 20+ million dead don’t count – only Hitler’s dead count.
In Germany, the left is automatically right – no matter what they do.
You may not challenge the left, if you do you will be deposed and criminalized with Nazi efficiency.
In today's Germany this is called “tolerance” and “meinungsfreiheit” – freedom of speech.
Oh that’s right... communism is sexy
and this...uh.............. “woman”(?)
is the perfect example!
LMAOROF
It seems that the Gulags and targeted killings of Jews by Russian Pogroms are OK in Petra Pau’s and other German neo-communist-nazi’s eyes.
Indeed – Mrs.Pau was already a politician during the DDR – Communist era Germany.
When Communism collapsed in the 90’s – all of the communist politicians in East Germany simply joined another West German party – usually the left leaning SPD or, as in Pau’s case the PDS.
All fronts for communists.
Well not really fronts, since there is no reason to hide your communism in Germany.
Like previously said, it is OK to worship communist dictators and murderers , just not “right” or rechts – dictators and murderers.
But this is the Dichotomy that the Germans have been living under for the last 60+ years.
Everything is OK as long as you are “left”
Yes- no joke.
He is considered one of the best politicians in Germany.
Can you imagine what would have happened to him if he was “rechts”!?
Or had a girlfriend who was(past tense) in the right wing scene!?
No, no, no, instead he is lionized and he is still seen as a great politician in Germany.
Can you imagine this?
Sounds kind of like America doesn’t it?
As long as you’re in the right (or more correctly “left”) party you can do whatever you want.
You are untouchable.
In Psychology 101 we learn that the first and foremost prerequisite to positive mental health is positive self-esteem.
It is no secret and you do not have to be a brain surgeon to understand this.
However, Germany has been persecuting and penalizing anyone and anything that even comes near a positive self image.
Patriotism and being proud of oneself – two interlocking things – is not legal in Germany.
A positive self-image is undeniably connected to the country and society you belong to.
The German government and institutions think that you can separate the two and at the same time come up with a positive country and national image and a happy people.
They are in total self-denial.
Denial of self.
Dear Germany,
It’s OK to be German,
“Gedankengut” cannot be policed .
You are just doing more harm than good by persecuting “fake” nazis.
Stop the witch-hunt in your schools and institutions.
Accept your past as the past and get on with it.
The rest of the world loves the Nazis – begreif that fact – it is indicative of the paradox – schlechthin.
Until the day the politicians leave the people alone,
and they can say – “yeah I’m German and proud of it” – to no ill effect...
A positive self identity will only be the prize of the radical right.
And you stupid assed politicians still don’t fucking understand that!
Go back to school!
Psychology 101
Addendum:
Pertinent to all communism is a phenomena known as “Selbsthass” or “Self-hatred” in English.
See for example the pic above of Petra Pau "Kommunismus ist Sexy";
at the bottom of the pic you can see "Scheiß auf Deutschland" - literally "shit on Germany".
The “father” of communism is yet another perfect example of this – Karl Marx.
Karl Marx was Jewish – however, he hated the Jews.
He hated them so much he dedicated himself to writing an entire book about it;
“On the Jewish Question” – “Zur Judenfrage” – which astoundingly reads like a himmelschreiendes foaming-at-the-mouth diatribe from Adolf Hitler himself.
Only glitch there; Marx was born much earlier than Hitler and wrote his anti-semitic diatribe fourty years before Hitler was even born!
This self-hate creeps into every aspect of life for the communist.
Since a communist hates himself, he cannot bear to see other people excel.
Instead of trying himself to excel, fueled by self-hatred the communist concludes that he has no chance, and instead endevors to “even the field”.
“If you can’t beat them – pull them down to your level”
Communism will forever remain the system of choice of losers – powerhungry jealous losers.
This mental illness known as self-hatred is strangely common in the entire western world - but nowhere is it so extremely manifested as in Germany, especially in the Green party of Germany.
The greens – as far as I’m concerned- are nothing but communists of a different color.
If you want to understand them; their mission statement is just a little variation of the communist mission statement:
· I hate myself
· I hate my country
· I hate mankind
· Humans are the problem
· The world would be a better place without humans
In Germany there is no such thing as a right wing, or conservative party.
In Germany there is only Left and farther Left.
p.s.
I know you may be asking “what does this have to do with the biggest bastards in America”?
Well I just couldn’t resist this one – maybe I will have to make a separate section – “biggest bastards europe” etc.
But the lessons of communism are still pertinent – especially for America , right now, which is transforming into a “transfer state”.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
NEW WORLD RECORD! Most Bombs Dropped and Babies Killed in Four Consecutive Years 2008 - 2012.
The man directly responsible for kill lists - still loved and revered by millions of people around the world..."the international community".
For the most bombs dropped and babies killed in four consecutive years, the international community awards Barack H. Obama with the Nobel Peace Prize gold medal.
Congratulations!
Can anyone still seriously support this guy - and vote for him again?!
Can anyone still seriously support this guy - and vote for him again?!
Merkel's Big Fail - In Germany Dogs Have More Rights Than Children
Angela Merkel just missed her golden opportunity to re-instill principles in her country and politics at the same time.
A German judge ruled that circumcision is unlawful.
This initiated a great uproar in the Muslim and Jewish communities.
Instead of standing by the judge and supporting him, she chose to bow down to her masters and do their bidding.
"It's cleaner"
This leads to a massive paradox or as I like to say "cognitive dissonance"; namely that of animal rights versus human rights.
"Illegal in Germany - because it's cruel"
In Germany it is ILLEGAL – VERBOTEN to crop a dog's tail or ears or other body parts.
It is against the law because it is a violation of the animal's rights and it is considered mutilation.
Owners of Dobermans take their dogs over the border to Holland where cropping is performed routinely.
However the practice is looked down upon by most Germans and dog owners ... peer pressure.
But it is OK to mutilate a child?
I consider circumcision a violent and bestial CRIMINAL ACT parallel with rape.
"It's OK - babies don't feel pain"
It is strange how Amnesty International and hundreds of other bleeding heart groups in the world scream bloody murder about female circumcision in Africa and have mounted huge media campaigns and crusades to stop this.
But when it comes to male infantile circumcision there is suddenly a deafening silence!
"You are closer to God now"
"Gee thanks dad!"
Are we afraid of the backlash of the Jewish and Muslim communities?
"We've been doing this for two thousand years"
What ever happened to change?
Principles?
When questioned about this practice the Jewish and Muslim communities chime in shocking harmony: "We've been doing this for over two thousand years!"
This is for me not an excuse, but more of an admittance of stupidity.
To keep on doing something just because:
· My daddy did it· We've been doing it for 2,000 years
· Now you're a man
· It's my religion
· Etc ad nauseum
Is called "stupidity".
"It's God's order"
"Son of Abraham"
Two thousand years ago we sacrificed human lives to the weather gods to ensure a good harvest
Two thousand years ago we scribed runes on a piece of wood or bone and threw it into the lake to cure back pain
Two thousand years ago we opened our veins and let our blood to cure...basically anything and everything
Two thousand years ago we drilled holes in our heads to alleviate headaches
Two thousand years ago we strangled virgins and threw them in the "holy moor" for the gods
Two thousand years ago we were ordered by god to sacrifice OUR FIRSTBORN SON!
Is this not incredibly stupid, shocking and unbelievable at the same time?!
And now you are telling me that that's why we mutilate our babies?
Now let me tell you the real reason why we circumcise children, let me let you in on the "big secret"....
Here it is the big unspeakable tabu truth – the truth is...HOKUS POKUS!
HOKUS POKUS!
There is not one shred, iota, or inkling of reason - physical, scientific, or medical in support of circumcision!
It was hokus pokus in the beginning and it's hokus pokus now.
Just ask people why they do it ....watch the bullshit that they come up with.
"Now you are a man" and other religious reasons are some of the worst.
Why do I care?
I have a son.
When he was born I was faced with this decision.
I am now appalled that I even for a fraction of a second considered doing this to my son.
I was forced to confront my values, and principles.
It was a major paradigm change - in myself.
Why do it?
Where is the added value?
Even more important – do I want to do this to my son?
Isn't it better to give him the choice?
There is not one shred of ADDED VALUE in this practice.
As a manager in a big company I am being constantly imbued with "LEAN management", "Constant Improvement", "KAIZEN" etc. etc.
It is up to me to implement this stuff and one of the biggest filters or polarizing criteria is "added value".
Why do something if it does not add value?
Why do we do things at all?
Is it "nice to have" or necessary?
If something does not have added value, I do not do it...period.
It is a waste of time, resources, budget, manpower etc.
At home and at work, we are constantly identifying waste and eliminating it – "constant improvement".
How do we change things and "make things better"?
Well you have to take a risk – you have to risk pissing off the status quo....that's change.
Change is not staying in the safe zone.
Angela Merkel chose to stay in the safe zone and do nothing – the easiest way out.
Sad too, because the opportunity is "golden".
Golden because someone else made the decision and in Germany they already have the laws forbidding the mutilation of dogs.
So all she had to do was choose "principles".
If A=B and B=C then C=A right?
2x2 is four right?
Well not for politicians...
Her excuse was "If we let this [judge's ruling] happen we will become the laughing stock of Europe!"
What? I have never heard of a weaker cop-out than that!
Her excuse was "If we let this [judge's ruling] happen we will become the laughing stock of Europe!"
What? I have never heard of a weaker cop-out than that!
The message is clear:
In Germany dogs have more rights than children!
Merkel=Dog>Child=Fail!
ANGELA – YOU SUCK!
Addendum:
THE MOST DISGUSTING AND CRIMINAL THING ON EARTH
If the pictures and videos above aren't enough to put you off of the idea of circumcision - then please go to the link above. It is the most disgusting bestial perverted example I can offer you.
A baby died by circumcision!
The "old way" is for the Mohel to suck on the incision to draw blood , right after cutting off the foreskin.
Do you understand that really?
Can you really picture anything more perverted and out of this world?
A grown man is putting his mouth on a baby's penis and sucking the incision to draw blood!
This baby unfortunately caught herpes from the mohel- AND DIED BECAUSE A GROWN MAN SUCKED ON HIS FRESHLY CUT PENIS AND GAVE HIM THE HERPES VIRUS!!!!
I do not know how to express my disgust any more - this is the superlative of the superlative.
ANYONE, and I mean really ANYONE who can rationalize this kind of behavior in this day and age is just simply CRIMINAL and belongs in jail or a psyche ward!
CLINICALLY INSANE!
Saturday, July 14, 2012
An Intercepted Conversation between Julian Assange's Lawyer and the Swedish Justice Ministry
J.A.'s Lawyer:
"My client is ready and willing to travel to Sweden for said court dates if the Swedish government agrees to guarantee my client that he will not be extradited to the United States of America."
Swedish Justice Ministry:
"No Comment"
J.A. - "What do you mean no comment?"
S.J.M. - "I am not allowed to confirm or deny that inquiry"
J.A.- "So has the United States government already submitted a request for extradition?"
S.J.M. - "No Comment"
J.A. - "You surely know if the United States has submitted a request!"
S.J.M. - "No comment"
[click - connection terminated]
ed. - it is not clear which party terminated the conversation.
It is not important either, what is important is that this is the actual conversation.
I know you will not believe it, and I will not try to convince you.
The U.S. government is going to deny this anyway so it is in no way possible for any outsiders to ever know the validity of these transmissions.
Let's just say it's as if we got a direct line on the NSA's own eves dropping devices/system.
But this is nothing knew, it's been there for over 20 years now (!).
The absurdity of all this is absolutely appalling.
What right does the United States have to extradite Julian Assange!?
What right does the U.S. have to extradite ANYONE!?
What right does the U.S. have to extradite ANYONE!?
Could you imagine the Russian government extraditing a United States citizen?
America has become so arrogant it's disgusting.
To underline this absurdity let's just take a quick look at "pings" shall we?
One of the favorite tricks of the DOD and other US agencies is to re-route "foreign" pings through US servers in order to claim jurisdiction.
This is absolutely absurd!
This is EXACTLY how the US is operating against Kim Dotcom.
A wire transfer from a New Zealand Bank, which was headed for a European bank was rerouted -by the request of the DoD- through a US server in Chicago.
The "ping" from the New Zealand server was "on" the United States server in Chicago for - now get this - one MICROSECOND...!!!
This is apparently enough for the US to claim jurisdiction over said transfer and therefore Kim Dotcom! Are you fucking kidding me!?!?
If this is how our government operates - I want nothing to do with it! This is truly criminal - on the government's side!
The point is thus -
we are all criminals , at any given time, at any given point, all depending on how the government wants to define things.
None of us are safe in such a country with this kind of government and powers that be.
This is no longer the United States of America.
I think the United States of Soviet Socialist Republic would be a better title.
The point is thus -
we are all criminals , at any given time, at any given point, all depending on how the government wants to define things.
None of us are safe in such a country with this kind of government and powers that be.
This is no longer the United States of America.
I think the United States of Soviet Socialist Republic would be a better title.
Friday, March 23, 2012
THE TSA part2 "Can someone please tell me What the hell happened to OUR country while we were gone?"
As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, I witnessed the following:
When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards. Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. That's where the stupid started.
First, everyone was forced to get off the plane-even though the plane wasn't refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.
It's probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons weren't loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.
The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it re-inspected. Keep in mind, this cargo had been unpacked, inspected piece by piece by U.S. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb-sniffing dogs give it a one-hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to re-inspect our Cargo-just to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, re-inspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever. So we lined up to go through security AGAIN.
This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols.
So we're in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they're going to confiscate his nail clippers.
The conversation went something like this:
TSA Guy: You can't take those on the plane.
Soldier: What? I've had them since we left country.
TSA Guy: You're not suppose to have them.
Soldier: Why?
TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.
Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I'm allowed to take it on.
TSA Guy: Yeah but you can't use it to take over the plane. You don't have bullets.
Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?
TSA Guy: [awkward silence]
Me: Dude, just give him your F**K**G nail clippers so we can get the F**K out of here. I'll buy you a new set.
Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]
To top it off, the TSA demanded we all be swabbed for "explosive residue" detection. Everyone failed, [go figure, we just came home from a war zone], because we tested positive for "Gun Powder Residue". Who the Hell is hiring these people?
This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns-but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.
Can someone please tell me What the hell happened to OUR country while we were gone?
Sgt. Mad Dog Tracy
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